King Kitty, Calling cards, and Settings

I've been away awhile, enjoying the rain, disappointed that there hasn't been much beef or chicken lately, and creating quite a ruckus on the home front. My owner has found a new dinner, Trader Joe's has a salad in a bag that comes complete with lettuce, mandarin oranges, slivered almonds and salad dressing. No chicken, no beef! Quite a disappointment to me so I left a calling card for my owner...it was quite funny really...the comforter had to be washed but of course not in the washing machine...but my owner thought it might fit this time because there was no time to go to the laundry mat...of course 10 minutes into the wash cycle, the smell of burning rubber, my owner figured it out..doesn't fit...wring it out, put it on clotheline to dry enough to bag up to take to laundry mat on weekend....well once flung onto the clotheline...clotheline broke...big heap on ground...hee hee...guess I'll be getting some more chicken and beef...or maybe not quite yet. All doors leading to beds and comfy places to sleep have been closed off...I am banished to the sofa with a measly throw blanket. Guess I'll have to get those cute eyes of mine working...like the cat on Shrek...it works every time. My owner, I think, has figured out the settings to respond to blog :)